Being a ninja is already part of my job as it is.

Just for the record, sure, ninja did some assassinations sometimes, but other factors are what made them so cool. Everything from meteorology to secret codes to memorization techniques. Ninja skills were best suited to collecting and relaying information quickly and accurately–much like interpreters. I still have much to learn in the art of this ninjutsu, though.

I’m still a little partial to samurai.